This is honeybee humor, not wild bee humor, but this comic from Abstruse Goose made me laugh out loud (despite the gender mix-up), and I felt compelled to share it.
Thanks, Tim, for sending it my way!

From “The Long Trail” by Rudyard Kipling:
There’s a whisper down the field where the year has shot her yield,
And the ricks stand grey to the sun,
Singing: “Over then, come over, for the bee has quit the clover,
And your English summer’s done.”
This week brought the autumnal equinox (September 22), so by the calendar, at least, our New York summer is done (what there was of summer, that is). But these Eastern Bumble Bees (Bombus impatiens) haven’t yet quit the goldenrod (Solidago spp.) or the New England aster (Symphyotrichum/Aster novae-angliae). For a while more, we can pretend that scarf-and-mitten weather isn’t just around the corner.
Love that proboscis!
This particular bee did quit the Solidago.
NATURAL HISTORY INFORMATION
Date/Time: 25 September 2009 between 4:30 and 5:30 PM
Location: Cornell Plantations, Ithaca, NY, USA.
Observation: I observed Bombus impatiens drinking nectar and resting on Solidago spp. (goldenrod) and Symphyotrichum/Aster novae-angliae (New England aster). The bees appeared to be male, and gathered no pollen. Many thanks to John Ascher of the AMNH and BugGuide.net for the species ID!
Photographs by Laurie Evanhoe
Very, very, very happy about this: BrightSource Energy has dropped its plans for a 5,130 acre solar energy facility near Broadwell Dry Lake in the Kelso Dunes Wilderness just north of Ludlow, CA — a hop, skip, and a jump from my field sites in the Mojave National Preserve.
The decision was no doubt influenced by California Senator Diane Feinstein’s proposal to create a new national monument — protected from solar development — stretching between Joshua Tree National Park and the Mojave National Preserve, and including the Broadwell Dry Lake area.
Now, if BrightSource would only relocate the huge solar development they’ve got planned for the Ivanpah Valley (near Primm, NV, on the Nevada-California border). Without question, we need solar energy development in this country. But we need to be smart about where and how we do it. Why not take it to already-degraded lands in the Mojave, or in the Central Valley? Why destroy pristine lands in federal wilderness?
Sigh. Keep those fingers crossed for that new national monument.
A clarification of my recent post on Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD), in which I summarized what is known about the causes of CCD: CCD is a phenomenon unique to honeybees, and the picorna-like viruses reported by May Berenbaum and colleagues affect only honeybees (Apis mellifera). However, native bee numbers are dwindling worldwide, and pesticide exposure and habitat/food resource loss threaten the health of all pollinators.
Just wanted to clear up any confusion… Ah, the challenges of being one’s own editor. Sometimes, the statement you think you’re making is quite different from the one your audience hears! Mea culpa.
Enjoy the weekend, everyone!
Another post in the Practical Advice series is in the works: Everything I Wish I Had Known About Pan-Trapping Before I Began a 5-Year Project Involving Pan-Trapping. Or something like that.
In the meantime, enjoy this poem by Lisel Mueller, winner of a Pulitzer Prize for Poetry. Yes, I know, I know, it’s a honeybee poem, and this is a wild bee blog. But it’s a good bee poem. And there’s no harm in posting a good bee poem, methinks.
LIFE OF A QUEEN
CHILDHOOD
For two days her lineage is in doubt,
then someone deciphers the secret message.
They build a pendulous chamber
for her, and stuff her with sweets.
Workers keep bringing her royal jelly.
She knows nothing of other lives,
about digging in purple crocus
and round-dances in the sun.
Poor and frail little rich girl,
she grows immense in her hothouse.
Whenever she tries to stop eating,
they open her mouth and force it down.
THE FLIGHT
She marries him in mid-air;
for a moment
he is ennobled, a prince.
She gives the signal
for their embrace;
over too soon. O, nevermore.
Bruised, she drags herself from
his dead body,
finds her way back exhausted.
She is bathed, curtains are drawn.
Ten thousand lives
settle inside her belly.
Now to the only labor she knows.
She remembers
nothing of him, or their fall.
THE RECLUSE
They make it plain
her term is over.
No one comes;
they let her starve.
The masses, her children,
whip up sweets
for a young beauty
who is getting fat.
Nothing to do.
Her ovaries paper,
her sperm sac dust,
she shrivels away.
A crew disassembles
her royal cell.
Outside, a nation
crowns its queen.
From Life of a Queen by Lisel Mueller, 1970
Sooo… Mueller glosses over the fact that, at the beginning of the queen’s life, when she first emerged from her queen cup, she singlehandedly killed any and all rival young queens in the colony, destroying them in their cells as they developed, or fighting them to the death in one-on-one combat…
… and the fact that on her mating flight, the queen mated not with one male, but many, many males –12-15 on average…
… and the fact that, at the end of her life, after the “young beauty” emerged to replace her in the supersedure process, the old queen’s worker children crowded around her, forming a ball of hot bodies, overheating her, bringing her death. That, or the new queen herself came to claim the old queen’s life.
I argue, though, that while the life of a honeybee queen is not something to be envied, Lisel’s Mueller’s poetic voice is.
The New York Times featured a nice piece today, “Saving Bees: What We Know Now,” in which five folks in academia and the bee industry discuss what’s known about the root causes of Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) and how we might address them to make our world a more livable place for honeybees and native wild bees.
Most enlightening to me were the article’s contributions by May Berenbaum (a Cornell alum — woot!) and Diana Cox-Foster, who specifies that a “major worry is that these same causes may be affecting native insect pollinators” — the primary focus here at The Wild Bee. As contributor Marla Spivak stated, “All bees — honeybees and native bees — are still in decline, and it is a serious issue.”
The contributors’ explanations for CCD center on how stress, viruses and other pathogens (mites, bacteria, fungi), sub-lethal pesticide exposure, and poor nutrition due to dwindling natural pollen and nectar sources (grrrr, habitat loss) all contribute to an ultimate breakdown in bee health.
Recent work has linked CCD both to loss of function in honeybees’ ribosomes (cellular organelles that manufacture proteins) and also to a high rate of infection with a family of viruses (“picorna-like” viruses) which overtake bee ribosomes and cause them to produce viral proteins rather than bee proteins.
As Berenbaum said in a recent press release, “If your ribosome is compromised, then you can’t respond to pesticides, you can’t respond to fungal infections or bacteria or inadequate nutrition because the ribosome is central to the survival of any organism. You need proteins to survive.”
In a way, the CCD conundrum resembles the classic chicken-or-the-egg scenario. Which came first: compromises in honeybee health due to adverse environmental, pathological, and nutritional conditions, which left bees particularly susceptible to infection with picorna-like viruses, the final straw? Or new infection with picorna-like viruses, which rendered bees less able to cope with the usual environmental, pathological, and nutritional stressors, pushing them over the edge to collapse?
For now, we know this much: that when we support bees by reducing pesticide exposure and providing a better diet of natural pollen and nectar sources, the healthier they are, and the less CCD we see.
If you’ve been looking for a nice “easy-read” article to forward to friends and relatives who have been asking “What’s up with honeybees and CCD?” this just might be the one you’ve been searching for — especially if you concurrently want to make the point that we have ample reason to be concerned about the health of all bees, both wild and domesticated!
CLARIFICATION (added 19 September 2009):
CCD is a phenomenon unique to honeybees, and the picorna-like viruses reported by May Berenbaum and colleagues affect only honeybees (Apis mellifera). However, native bee numbers are dwindling worldwide, and pesticide exposure and habitat/food resource loss threaten the health of all pollinators.
Just wanted to clear up any confusion… Ah, the challenges of being one’s own editor. Sometimes, the statement you’re sure you’re making is quite different from the one your audience hears! Mea culpa.
A big welcome to everyone who made the move with me from The Bee Blog to The Wild Bee! I’m in nesting mode here in this new (virtual) home and thought a perfect first post would be this photo of one of my favorite wild bees:

Photo by Matthew Haug
See that striped abdomen in the center? That’s a female Ashmeadiella opuntiae (Megachilidae), a pollen specialist (oligolege) on plants in the cactus family (Cactaceae), building her nest in a hole in the tip of one of those very cacti, a buckhorn cholla (Opuntia acanthocarpa). It was so special to see this A. opuntiae making her home sweet home in her host plant — a rare sight.
All this relocating and nesting has me remembering lyrics from that old Shaker Hymn, “Simple Gifts”:
‘Tis the gift to be simple, ’tis the gift to be free,
‘Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be,
And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
‘Twill be in the valley of love and delight.
Or, at least in the case of this little bee, “‘Twill be in Lanfair Valley in the East Mojave.”
Here’s to finding yourself in the place just right — in the field, on the internet, and in life in general. And, again, welcome!
NATURAL HISTORY DESCRIPTION
Date/Time: 2:00 PM on 8 June 2006
Location: Near the intersection of Cedar Canyon Road and Ivanpah Road in Lanfair Valley in the Mojave National Preserve, San Bernardino Co., California, USA.
Observation: I observed a female Ashmeadiella opuntiae (Megachilidae) entering and leaving a hole in the tip of a branch of Opuntia acanthocarpa (Cactaceae). The location of the hole was in the stem tip tissue from which the previous year’s ripe fruit had fallen away. The hole appeared to have been opened by a source other than the bee. The bee appeared to be constructing a nest within the hole; she would enter and remain half-submerged in the hole, with her abdomen protruding, as she worked inside. When the bee saw that she was being observed and photographed, she fully entered the hole and turned around to face me, hidden and protected in her nest. During the observation period (~10 minutes), she entered and emerged from the hole/nest multiple times.
From “Honey of My Failures”
by Antonio Machado
Last night, as I was sleeping,
I dreamt — marvelous error! –
that I had a beehive
here inside my heart.
And the golden bees
were making white combs
and sweet honey
from my old failures.
Sincere apologies for this blog’s long silence — a failure soon to be remedied with new bee photos, info, video, advice, and more!
This video makes me smile each time I watch it, but perhaps that’s because I’m endlessly entertained by all that bees do.
In the video, a male Diadasia australis* (Anthophoridae) emerges from the anthers of an Echinocereus engelmannii (Cactaceae) flower, moves to groom and rest on a second flower on the same plant, and is chased off its petal perch by a female Megachile casadae* (Megachilidae). In his haste to get away, the male bee tumbles down into the cactus’ spines and dangles there a bit (look in the lower right hand corner to see him scrambling).
To anthropomorphize wildly: I’m always amused by how male bees of one species interact with female bees of a second species. There’s no sexual attraction, but that doesn’t mean there’s no tension! So often, the male bees are “in the way”, lazing in flowers that female bees want to visit for pollen. The female bees get agitated – they’ve got nests to build, eggs to lay! — and frequently bump into or zoom nearby the male bees, trying to get them to buzz off. In this case, at least, the female bee met with success!
NATURAL HISTORY DESCRIPTION
Date/Time: 11:55 AM on 19 April 2008
Location: Near Coyote Springs in the Granite Mountains of the Mojave National Preserve, San Bernardino Co., California, USA.
Observation: I observed the activity of a male Diadasia australis* on several Echinocereus engelmannii flowers on a single plant. At each flower, the male bee performed some or all of the following activities: climbing down into the anthers (sometimes repeatedly), emerging, climbing onto the flower’s stigma, and perching on the edge of the flower’s petals to groom himself and sit. A female Megachile casadae had, prior to the filming of this video, already buzzed near the male bee, the male bee’s presence appearing to deter the female from stopping at the flowers. In the video, the female bee zooms straight toward the male bee from behind. The male bee tumbles from his petal perch; the two bees do not collide. After the female bee chased the male bee off the focal flower, the male bee moved to a second flower on the same plant. Shortly afterward, the female bee returned to forage for pollen in the focal flower. As she emerged from the anthers, she climbed onto the stigma, her abdominal scopae coming into contact with the stigmatal lobes. She then left the flower.
*I did not collect these particular individuals, so these identifications are not 100% positive; however, the bees observed both compare favorably in appearance, behavior, and activity date to Diadasia australis and Megachile casadae specimens caught on Echinocereus engelmannii at this location in 2005.
New bee posts — and movies — are coming soon! In the meantime, enjoy these shots of other desert dwellers.
Gazing pool: Desert swallowtail (Papilio coloro) on a salty rock near Arrowweed Springs, Providence Mountains, Mojave National Preserve, CA. I love that its reflection is visible, mirrored in the water. Photo taken 17 April 2008.

These beauties will merit their own future blog post, in which I will regale you with fascinating tales of taxonomy and larval host plant specialization. Give them citrus, or give them death! Or maybe not… They are known to switch hosts in wet years — a behavior remarkably like that of several specialist bee species we’ve observed this year! Stay tuned…
See it scuttle: Desert spider beetle (Cysteodemis armatus) on pincushion flower (Chaenactis fremontii) near Willow Springs Basin, Granite Mountains, Mojave National Preserve, CA. Photo taken 14 April 2008.

All abuzz: Mojave Yucca (Yucca schidigera) teeming with flies, wasps, and beetles near Arrowweed Springs, Providence Mountains, Mojave National Preserve, CA. Photo taken 17 April 2008.

Lunch, interrupted (gotta love that green moustache): Desert tortoise (Gopherus agassizii) near Arrowweed Springs, Providence Mountains, Mojave National Preserve, CA. Photo taken 17 April 2008.
